-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
Your dad-pure genius
like every girl looks so good but only like 5% of boys do
me at a job interview
"The one with the voice mail"
😂 xx on We Heart It